Pink Rose Flower A Queer That Loves Pink Roses

Yes I’d like to order some McDick

Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends and then start asking you random questions.

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WOW y’all, Blake from Catfish is sooooo cuteeeeeeeeee

he can date me in real life. just give up online dating boo.

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

oh my days

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my clock basically

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I do not understand people on Catfish.

The show hosts: where do you get all this money to travel around? are you gay? 
The victims: why are you falling in love with people on facebook? I don’t understand how y’all falling in love with someone through the internet, without hearing their voice or seeing them through video chat. Even when you find out that they’re a bit creepy and are liars you still want to meet them? Cuz you still have hope? lol I don’t understand, y’all that desperate? 
The catfishers: like most of y’all got issues. some of y’all got psychological disorders. some of y’all are just plain scary. may allah bless y’all. 

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

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aduhm:

madskittlez29:

I’d rather…

Party like a Time Lord

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Dress like a consulting detective

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Eat like an Angel of the Lord

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And own my life like Robert Downey Jr

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Finding Carter may emotionally too much for me so I’m just not going to watch it.